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A Massively Awesome Mobile Comic

robotcomics — Wed, 19 May 2010 20:37:06 +0000

Stephen Lindsey – creator of the fan-favorite Jesus Hates Zombies – teams with artist Rolf Lejdegärd to unleash his latest weird hyper-action masterpiece, Massive Awesome. Originally published by 215Ink, Massive Awesome is a planned 4-issue mini-series of interconnecting one-shots starring a piece of bacon and a pickle. Yes, you read that right. So what’s so massive and awesome about it? Did we mention the bacon is a commando 80’s action hero? And that the pickle thinks it’s a zombie? And that they battle ninjas, robots, evil masterminds, and more?

It’s all-out action all the way with a free first issue, available now on Android and coming soon to iTunes! Plus: the Android version comes packaged with an original, full-color Jesus Hates Zombies story, “Sorority Row”! It’s mobile comic MAGIC!!!

Synopsis

A commando piece of man-sized Bacon and a Pickle that thinks it’s a zombie. Together, they fight ninjas. Lots and lots of ninjas. And robots. And evil masterminds. Must be read to be believed! Includes an original Jesus Hates Zombies bonus story! By Stephen Lindsay and Rolf Lejdegärd, produced by 215 Ink.

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Jesus Returns to Android!

robotcomics — Wed, 19 May 2010 20:35:16 +0000

Jesus! Zombies! Werewolves! And now with 100% more Abraham Lincoln!

Alterna Comics’ Jesus Hates Zombies has been one of the best-selling comics on Android since its debut in mid-2009. Now the series makes a triumphant return to the platform with an all-new storyline starting with Jesus Hates Zombies #5: Jesus Hates Zombies Featuring Lincoln Hates Werewolves: Yea, Though I Walk.

Originally released as four graphic novels, JHZFLHW picks up where the original JHZ left off, with Jesus and his zombie sidekick, Laz, searching for a way to rid the world of the zombie plague. When they look for help from Heaven, they wind up facing a threat even worse than the zombies! And how does Abraham Lincoln and werewolves fit into this? Oh, my, that would be telling.

Jesus Hates Zombies #5 will also feature a free preview of creator Stephen Lindsey’s new comic: Massive Awesome, starring a commando piece of bacon and a pickle that thinks its a zombie squaring off against ninjas, robots, and more!

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Brand new storyline, introducing Abraham Lincoln, werewolf hunter! Jesus and Laz, the brain-dead zombie, request help from on high in ending the undead menace, but will Heaven’s mightiest angel be friend or foe? Meanwhile, in the past, Lincoln fights his first werewolf! How will be the two time-lines converge? If you’re looking for answers, you are better off reading Jesus Hates Zombies than watching Lost! By Stephen Lindsay and Steve Cobb, produced by Alterna Comics.

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Jesus Hates Zombies #5

Robot Comics — Thu, 13 May 2010 21:18:52 +0000

Title: Jesus Hates Zombies #5
Publisher: Alterna Comics
Price: $0.99 US

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Jesus Hates Zombies #5 is available in the Android Market. Scan the QR code below with your Android to receive its url.

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Massive Awesome #1

Robot Comics — Thu, 13 May 2010 18:56:51 +0000

Title: Massive Awesome #1
Credits: Stephen Lindsay (writer) / Rolf Lejdegärd (illustrator)
Publisher: 215 Ink.
Price: Free

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Press Release: Jesus Loves Zombies

Robot Comics — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:49:04 +0000

One of the greatest independent hits and the most popular mobile comic for Android has a change of hearth. Starting this month, Stephen Lindsay’s “Jesus Hates Zombies” switches genres and becomes “Jesus Loves Zombies”, a romance comic.

“After Obama’s healthcare program got approved, it didn’t feel right anymore,” states Jesus Hates Zombies creator Stephen Lindsay. “I called [Alterna Comics' President] Petey and pitched him this idea of taking Jesus [Hates Zombies] in a whole new direction, and he told me I was insane. It was the same thing he told me when I pitched [Jesus] Hates Zombies, so I took it as a good thing.”

Instead of bashing their brains like usual, the new series has its titular character Jesus frolicking with zombies and turning them into a force of good through the power of love. “Jesus Loves Zombies” hopes to bring romance comics back into the spotlight, a genre that is not always popular with comics fans. “Twilight has shown us that romance and horror can blend well. Jesus Loves Zombies will definitely appeal to fans of Meyer’s saga,” says Lindsay. The new comic also introduces Mary Jane, Jesus’ main love interest, and a character that Lindsay believes will be a fan-favorite: “Fans won’t get enough Mary Jane. She’s addicting!”

About the relation with the previous series, “Jesus Hates Zombies”, Peter Simeti, Alterna Comics’ President, adds: “Forget about it. Readers should come to this series empty-minded. As a matter of fact we’re thinking of pulling a George Lucas and remove all the violence from the original series. If it worked for Star Wars it might work for us. Collectors be warned: those copies of Jesus Hates Zombies are going to become a rare item pretty soon!”

“Jesus Hates Zombies” has found new life in mobile devices, the Android platform in particular, through mobile comic publisher Robot Comics. Hermes Pique, its Director, feels confident that “Jesus Loves Zombies” will also be a hit: “We publish anything from Stephen blindly. Heck, we don’t even read the comics he sends us, we don’t have time for all his insane ideas. He could submit a comic about ninja bacon and we would publish it on the spot. This was no different.”

We asked the men responsible for the series for closing words:

Simeti: “I can see the money pouring in already.”

Pique: “This one will definitely be approved by Apple.”

Lindsay: “Zombie-love-making. ‘Nuff said.”

“Jesus Loves Zombies” is now available for Android devices, and will be soon available in print. Fans can download the Android version from this link.

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Jesus Loves Zombies

Robot Comics — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:39:13 +0000

One of the greatest independent hits and the most popular mobile comic for Android has a change of hearth. Starting this month, Stephen Lindsay’s Jesus Hates Zombies switches genres and becomes Jesus Loves Zombies, a romance comic. Watch Jesus frolicking with zombies and turn them into a force of good through the power of love. Introducing Mary Jane, Jesus new roommate and potential partner for life!

Update: Happy April Fools’ 2010!

Title: Jesus Loves Zombies
Credits: Stephen Lindsay (writer & illustrator)
Publisher: Alterna Comics
Price: Free

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Jesus Hates Zombies #4

Robot Comics — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:38:53 +0000

In an apocalyptic world where nobody cares about Jesus, only zombies are willing to show him some love! Problem is Jesus has come back from the dead to kill the all! A zombie plague has ravaged the world and God has once again sent His only Son to clean up the mess. Writer/creator Stephen Lindsay incorporates humorous and imaginative writing alongside unique artists from across the globe. This time, Jesus won’t turn the other cheek. This time… Jesus Hates Zombies!

Title: Jesus Hates Zombies #4
Credits: Created by Stephen Lindsay / Written by Michael Bartolotta / Drawn by Andy Pollock, Anthony Summey & Chris McJunkin / Adapted by Yael Duckwen
Publisher: Alterna Comics
Price: $0.99
Screens: 88

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Jesus Hates Zombies #3

robotcomics — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 05:13:39 +0000

“300″, “I’m With Stupid”, “He Blinded Me With Science”, and “House of Worship” – 4 more kick-ass tales of Jesus smacking the snot out of zombies! Writer Stephen Lindsay is joined by writer Michael Bartolotta and artists Jeff McComsey (American Terror), Lauren Monardo, Lonny Chant, and Mark Lauthier for this third of five outrageous outings featuring Jesus and his shambling zombie sidekick, Laz.

In “300″ Jesus gets a perfect bowling score, bowling down zombies – literally (a must-see!). Then in “I’m With Stupid” our heroes get a little well-deserved R&R, though it’s an awkward scene when one is all-knowing and the other is a brain-dead zombie. “He Blinded Me With Science” shows us that zombies aren’t the worst things to come into contact with, and then in “House of Worship” Jesus hears world that there’s some folks in a church that might be able to cure the world of the zombie plague!

Title: Jesus Hates Zombies #3
Credits:
- Written by Stephen Lindsay & Michael Bartolotta
- Drawn by Jeff McComsey, Lauren Monardo, Lonny Chant, and Mark Lauthier
- Cover by Jeff McComsey
- Adapted by Yael Duckwen
Publisher: Alterna Comics
Price: $0.99
Screens: 101

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Alterna Comics’ Jesus Hates Zombies #2

Robot Comics — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:22:54 +0000

Introducing Laz, the zombie believer!

In an apocalyptic world where nobody cares about Jesus, only zombies are willing to show him some love! Problem is Jesus has come back from the dead to kill the all!

A zombie plague has ravaged the world and God has once again sent His only Son to clean up the mess. Writer/creator Stephen Lindsay incorporates humorous and imaginative writing alongside unique artists from across the globe. This time, Jesus won’t turn the other cheek. This time… Jesus Hates Zombies!

Title: Jesus Hates Zombies #2
Credits: Written by Stephen Lindsay & Michael Bartolotta / Drawn by Steve Willhite, Stephanie O’Donnell, Gary Gabbard, Tomm Gabbard & Justin Stewart / Cover by Steve Willhite / Adapted by Yael Duckwen
Publisher: Alterna Comics
Price: Free

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Alterna Comics’ Jesus Hates Zombies #1

Robot Comics — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:48:56 +0000

Is Jesus a zombie? Yes. Well, maybe. One thing is clear: he hates zombies, and he’s back from the dead to kill them all.

“Blasphemy hasn’t been this fun since Willem Dafoe donned the crown of thorns!” – Movies at Midnight, GeeksOfDoom.com

Title: Jesus Hates Zombies #1
Credits: Written by Stephen Lindsay / Drawn by Jordan M. Dalton, Danilo Beyruth, Gary A. Gabbard, Joel Cook / Covers by Arthur Suydam & Michael S. Bracco / Adapted by Yael Duckwen
Publisher: Alterna Comics
Price: Free
Screens: 76

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